Wednesday, 28 September 2011

The Road to Iraq

Iraq and the Kurdish people

I slept the night in Silope, the Turkish/Iraqi border town. The next morning I rode to the border. The Turkish half was chaotic. 

There was one tiny booth with one Turk sitting inside it. Around his miniature window was a mass huddle of Turkish men, totalling approximately 20 all the while more adding to it. They were like a swarm of Turkish bee's fighting over the worlds last flower. I noticed one guy standing about 3 metres away from the mayhem so I got off the bike and walked over to him. A scruffy looking Frenchman named Fredrick. He looked relatively calm, we spoke for a while. I was confused as to why he wasn't getting in there, was he waiting his turn? Of course, like many traveler's into Iraq he was in a taxi and it is protocol that the taxi driver takes your passport and does all the pushing for you. Whilst I was on my bike I had to do it for myself. I walked over to the booth and in a moment realized I could literally be there all day, with all these men waving their passports in the air, aggressively barging one another and shouting in each others faces. There was only one thing for it... I got stuck right in. I pushed and I shoved, I rammed my way to the front, people put their arms on me to pull me back but I stood strong and shoved them out of my way. Within a minute I was at the front. A barrage of profanities were thrown my way with guys shouting in my face and elbows being rammed into my side. All I could say or do in reply was put my finger to my lips and say Sshhh.... (they liked that). In the western world this was deemed as 'pushing in' but here it was a necessity, the normal way. They were all doing it and I realized if you couldn't hack it you should go home. It was a weird feeling though having grown men fight over a little window. We were so close together I could not lift my left arm up. Imagine being crammed so tightly in the middle of a bunch of Turkish blokes that you physically did not have the strength to lift an arm and wave it in the air as all our bodies were continuously pushing another. I slammed down my passport on the table and grabbed onto the window otherwise I would have been literally washed away by the sea. I was in and out in about 3 minutes.

The Iraqi side was a different story. It was very relaxed and very calm, professional men in large booths asked me questions as to why I was entering their country and purpose of travel. I was stamped in and sent on my way. Just as I was exiting, a soldier with an AK stopped me, he extended his hand and so I reached for my passport. He shook his head and smiled, I realised he just wanted to shake hands. As we did, he said "Welcome to Iraq, my friend".


I rode into Iraq and towards Dohuk. Not knowing what to expect. All I knew was that I had to be careful not to take the wrong turn and end up somewhere like Baghdad.


I made it to Dohuk, a small city and quickly found a hotel. The owner wanted $40 for the room. I told him I would not spend over $20. His reply was no problem, 20 will do. I had to stay in such a place as I wanted to have my bike in a hotel's reception instead of out on the street (a necessity in the cities). 





I showered up and was eager to explore Dohuk and meet the Kurdish - Iraqi people. I had been walking around, drinking tea and eating kebabs for a few hours when I spotted a western looking guy walking past me. I met Anthony, 40, from the USA near the bazaar in Dohuk. We decided to go and get a cup of tea and talk. Anthony turned out to be one interesting dude, he has been traveling for 4 years around the world and has no plans on stopping. We spoke for an hour or so before a Kurdish guy decided to join us as he spoke some English. We had 3 tea's and he insisted on paying, it was our first taste of Iraqi hospitality.









We decided to meet up later that night for dinner. Three Polish film makers and photographers, Anthony and myself had dinner and then spent an hour or so smoking the shisha pipes and drinking tea. 



Two of the Polish guys went home after, but me Anthony and the other decided to go find some beer. Before we left we grabbed a rolled up, delicious pizza style thing from next door to the Shisha shop. Before we could pay, an Iraqi who noticed we were speaking English, introduced himself and told us he used to live in Canada. He payed for our food and wouldn't accept our money. He then gave us his number and told us to call him if we visited Erbil.

The next day me and Anthony decided to grab a cab and visit Al Amadayah. A village perched upon a mountain. 



We walked around the village and noticed one garden had a particularly nice view over the mountains. I asked the guy if we could come in to take some photo’s and we were greeted with water. The guy turned out to be an Iraqi 1st Lieutenant and showed me his military card. It said ‘Lions Division- Authorised personal weapon: YES’. So naturally I immediatly reached my hand out and felt the side of his stomach, sure enough there was a pistol under  his shirt. I asked to see it and so he showed me! I LIKE GUNS. His brother who was standing next to him was also a soldier but in the Kurdish army and a Seargant.






After we had enough of the village we decided to embark on a long trek back down the mountain to another village where we had lunch. We thought it would be a good idea to see if we could hitch hike a lift home. Quite a lot of cars stopped for us but weren’t going our way. Eventually two dudes stopped and gave us a lift an hour away to our hotel.





The next day we decided to make our way to Erbil, Norhtern Iraq’s, Kurdish Capital. Anthony took a taxi and we arranged a meeting place in the city centre. Erbil is a 3 hour drive from Dohuk.
Dohuk itself is 80km from Mousul, one of the worlds most dangerous cities. To get to Erbil I had to ride right past it. As I dont have a map of Iraq I had to rely on specifically stopping and asking directions and the road signage which was predominately Arabic.  Leaving Dohuk I asked a policeman for the right way, in his broken English he looked at me and told me the way but warned me:

“If you take bad road... then” To which he put his finger to his throat and made a slitting motion, he then poked his tongue out for dramatic effect.... and finally pointed at me.... “so careful Mr”.... ‘Well thats pleasant’ was my reply.
All along the way to Erbil were military checkpoints. At each one the army chaps looked more and more confused to see me. Each time, I was pulled over and asked what the hell I was doing. After telling them that I support Manchester United (which I obviously don’t) I was freed.
About  ¾ of the way through the ride I come accross three Army/police guys sitting on plastic chairs by the road. They beckon me over to sit with them.  







We sat chatting for five minutes, when I noticed that in the East the sky was bright blue, pretty much cloudless. However, in the West there was no sky but a mass haze of yellow, the whole of the west was covered in it and visibility was poor whilst in the east I could see out for miles. I asked the guys and they shrugged.... Hmmmm.........
One of the police guys hat flew off and tumbled down the road, the empty chair was thrown after it and the trees bellowed.  My bike was 10 metres away from me and within a second I could not see it. That massive haze was a sandstorm. It had completely covered my bike and I had to run to it to make sure it hadn’t fallen over. The wind was phenomenal. Dust and sand was everywhere and we took shelter. I quickly realised it was going to take a long time for it to pass, it was 3 o clock and I did not want to arrive in a huge city after dark. I had no choice but to jump on the bike and outrun it... the police shouted after me ...”slow, slow Mr... go slow”. My reply was my exhaust can whacking off into the cloud of dust.
The wind was so bad I was literaly riding at a 45 degree angle. For half an hour the sand and wind blew me from lane to lane. Bear in mind there were no towns or villages to pass through, just desert all the way from one city to the other, this made it worse.

I will have to post the next section on Erbil and leaving another day as it’s kebab time.
In Summary. Since I have arrived in Iraq, I have had a completely unique experience. One that I have never had before. Kindness and generosity here is like nothing back home. Nothing. When I walk into a shop or restaurant here to buy a bottle of water they literaly refuse to take my money. Why? They say it is a gift for you. It has never been a one of but continuous. In many restaurants. When I was sitting on a step and taking a break, a group of guys came up to me, just to sit with me, offering me endless tea, smokes and water. When we ordered those pizzas that kurdish man insisted on paying for them. The guy in the hotel let me stay for 20 whilst speaking to the other guests I realised they were paying 40. When I left the hotel he gave me presents including after shave.  When leaving a restaurant the owener did not want to accept any money he was saying no, no no. A man we just met took us for an hours drive up into the mountains, bought us tea, delicious ice cream and then dropped us off back home. As I was walking to the internet cafe today I stopped at a fruit stand and grabbed a bannana, again they wont accept money.  When we had tea in a tea shop and went to pay, someone had already paid for us? Where do you get that on a continous basis in the west? Where are people interested and happy to see you every single place you go?  

Northern Iraq, Under Kurdish control is extremely safe. More so than any western city. However, due to mainstream media and the western indulgence in it, it is difficult for people to comprehend that a place in Iraq is safe. As the word Iraq is synonymous with terrorism, war, destruction and insurgency. It is a shame for those who will not visit but an advantage for those who do. As they get to experience this unique Kurdish way before, eventually the masses arrive. By then they will understand tourism and I doubt very much the giving nature will be extended as freely as it is now.















I decided I had to have a photo with these cool dudes... Although, the two on the far sides made sure that the photo did not capture their feet as they were wearing flip flops and im guessing they would have got into trouble!


Peace


Plan B

The thought process

I had to knock Iran on the head. With Iran you can't simply apply for a visa at an Iranian consulate you have to first have an authentication code. Which is supplied by an outside company. With this code you can go to a pre-determined consulate (but only the one that has been decided prior with the outside company) and then apply for a visa from there. Really this whole process should have been done in good time whilst in the UK. But as I ran out of time I thought I could do it on the road. With Iran thats a big mistake. It would take far too long to explain the difficulties I had with them so in short: 
Authentication code cost me 50 and was sent to Cyprus. They took 2 weeks longer than expected to deliver. That was supposed to be the easy part, the next part is the applying for the visa which takes 5 days. But the lady who sorts the visa's is on holiday. It will take a minimum of 7 days and there is no guarantee of that (Meaning it will take 2 weeks again). Its 140 quid and it is not refundable. There is also no guarantee of getting the visa accepted in the first place. Even if I got it, once I got to the border its only a 50/50 chance I will get in as I don't have the correct bike papers. I have already spent two weeks in expensive Cyprus, spending all that exrta time I could not bear. Thus Iran will have to wait for next time.

The Dutch boys option was out. They're racing through and I don't want to do that.
 
Riding in on my own was my preference but seemed futile as I would not be able to see all, any even of the places I wanted to. Access to the country had become difficult and travelling through too dangerous for a solo biker. 

So.... with Syria and Iran now out of the picture... what next.... I have to, I had to do at least one Middle Eastern Country where I could flex my Arabic. It was the point of my trip... as the title goes. The furthest Eastern corner of Turkey could not satisfy my thirst. 
The only other Middle Eastern Country to border Turkey is Iraq. I had no choice. After doing some research into Northern Iraq and the Kurdish controlled semi-autonomous region I decided to make that my new destination. 

The Road to Iraq







Sunday, 25 September 2011

To the Syrian border

When I last posted I was in Tusucu... contemplating on my next move.










Syria or no Syria?


After a couple of days I decided the best thing to do would be to ride to Antakya, the bustling border city with Syria and get a feel from there on what people think.


Before Antakya I stopped off in Mersin as I had to change my tires. After about half an hour of searching I found a back street garage. Bulent (my new Turkish biker friend) arranged for my tires to be fitted at a very reasonable price. He decided to take me out to lunch, buy me tea and water and wouldn't let me pay for anything! Where in England does the garage owner take you out for lunch while your tires are being changed?
It would have been nice to stay with those bike dudes for longer but I needed to be moving on. Bulent and a few of the biker dudes decided to ride out with me to the motorway. Bulent's wife tagged along and as we pulled over by the motorway entrance she took of her necklace with a purple stone attached and gave it to me for good luck. The kindness of people....

Road to Antakya




I made it to Antakya late at night... my hotel was not easy to find but a group of Turks showed me the way. In Antakya nearly everyone spoke Arabic as there were loads of Arab tourists and Syrian plated cars. However it was not the kind of place I wanted to hang around. I stayed for two days and spoke to an immense amount of Turks over tea to see what they thought... not one said that I should go for it. I decided to find the Antakya bus station... and ask the drivers on which route they took to Damascus as the main road passes through the two most troubled areas (which on a daily basis report murder and killings).
I met a guy called Fidel (a super rich fur salesman, who lives in Dubai but has returned to Antakya for a family visit). He took 2 hours out of his  day to show me to the station, do all the talking, take me to a better hotel and arranged for a taxi friend of his to lead me into Syria the next day. He told me that he has to go in and out often, and that I should take his advice and please not visit...

I was stuck... my mind was torn. I had decided not to ride in with the Dutch boys as they're going to race through and into Jordan in a day. Whilst I wanted to intrinsically explore Syria and all it had to offer... I had even set aside 6 months for it specifically. I thought that once I got to the border all the fear-mongering that people were casting over me would disappear, it wasn't  the case.
My main rational was that: I am clearly not western looking and have a number of previous Syrian stamps in my passport. I would not have the leverage that a complete foreigner could pull. Secondly and more importantly is the bike... as no insurance company will cover me in Syria... if the bike got stolen or confiscated then that was the end of that. If the shit hit the fan I could not duck for cover in a shop or cab but would be married to the bike and it made the idea of exploration more difficult. Especially with the continuous reasurrance from just about every Syrian travelling Turk that checkpoints are prolific.


My mind was made up when a Turkish man with a 4 year old boy asked me where I was going. I told him Syria. The father conveyed this to his son. The boy looked at me for a moment and then looked up at his father with a sad face and said something in Turkish... The father then said to the boy 'say bye bye son this man is going to the clouds.... His fathers face was not reassuring.


I left Antakya and headed for the Nemrut mountain in Turkey. I would try another border with Syria instead.






I stayed about 1 km from the entrance to the mountain drive. As apparently your supposed to see the view at either sunrise or set. That night in the guest house I met a South Korean guy called Wali. Wali had been travelling for over a year continuously and had one year left. He started in South Korea and had made his way overland through China, India, Nepal, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, so on and so on all the way to Turkey. He was then headed through the Middle East and onto Africa. He had extensive, real traveling experience and we hit it off straight away.






 The road I had taken


 It was absolutely freezing up there in the morning. I was wearing shorts and flip flops and everything was numb. Wali was equally cold.




The next day Wali decided he was headed towards Sanilurfa. 
As it was really close to another Syrian border and we got on so well we decided to pick a hotel using his Lonely planet book and meet up in 4 hours.
At the Aslan Guest house in Sanilurfa we ended up staying for 3 nights. Our days were spent talking, eating kebabs and searching for (literally) hours for a backstreet shop that would sell beer. We sat ontop of the Sanilurfa castle, eating nuts and watching the sun set over the city. It quickly creeped to life with a million lights buzzing below us. - It was one of those times when you know you have made a friend that despite the masses of distance between your homes you will undoubtedly see again.










On our last night in Sanilurfa, we went out for lunch with two other dudes staying in the same guest house, Pierre and Valentina. After, me Pierre and Wali went to a Turkish bath house. The Turkish massage is no massage but in fact some sadomasochist Turk getting his kicks. It was fun though and seeing Wali's face when it was his turn had me crying of laughter.  


This is our departing photo, taken with Jetfadil, a worker at the guest house. He didnt speak any English but was a really nice guy. Every night he gave me a hand wheeling my bike into the reception of the guest house! The little kid sitting down is an annoying little git though.







We said our goodbyes at the guest house and headed off on our separate ways. For some reason I always enjoy the ride out from somewhere... the leaving of something, or someplace, each time gives you a new feeling of liberation. But also a few butterflies at the same time as you have no idea where your going or where you will sleep that night.  

I left Sanilurfa and took the long road eastwards... towards Iraq
































Friday, 16 September 2011

Statistics

So heres a list of a few statistics;

1. Mıles covered sınce leavıng Slough - 5,300
2. Countrıes travelled - France, Belgıum, Germany, Austrıa, Slovakıa, Hungary, Romanıa, Bulgarıa, Cyprus and Turkey
3. Huge holes burned ınto my helmet - 1
3.b Stuff burned - tarp and roll matt
4. Stuff lost - 2 Apples, 1 cup, 1 bungee cord
5. Mojıtos - 3
6. Most dangerous roads - Romanıa
6.b Most dangerous drıvers - Romanıa and Turkey are tıed
7. Favourıte roads - Romanıa
8. Favourıte people -

Slovakıa - Rustys famıly and the Talbots
Turkey - Levent and the Iznık bıke crew
Romanıa - Monıca and famıly

8. Closest shave - Turkey - around a blınd bend  on a mountaın a car was drıvıng on the wrong sıde of the road for no reason - wasnt even overtakıng anybody and despıte me blastıng my horn he stıll dıdnt see me untıl the last second - I wıshed he had stopped
9. Worst anımal cases - Romanıa - The motorcycle ıs a movıng target for dogs whıch they hate vehemently and wıll chase and attempt to destroy, no matter what the cost to theır personal safety -

One day ın Romanıa outsıde of Bucarest there was a huge traffıc jam goıng one way and the road was clear the other. I had Tamara - aged 9 on the back. Rusty and Barney were long out of sıght. Overtakıng was ımpossıble wıth the cars thunderıng past ın the opposıte dırectıon and wıth the pannıers and a nıne year old I dıd not fancy my chances. As the traffıc was at a complete standstıll I decıded to go off roadıng and undertake... the road was gravelly and full of dıtches and slımey puddles so movement was very slow, awkward and messy... to get back onto the tarmac I would have to pass many cars and lorrıes to fınd a slıght gap to weave back ın..... So now the pıcture has been paınted I can contınue on about the devıl dogs.... I am used to a few dogs runnıng after my bıke barkıng, but I could always easıly apply the throttle and leave them ın my dust.... but ın thıs case ıt was not so. Of course thıs tıme there had to be a pack of dogs.... not one or two but numberıng 7 or 8, I could see them comıng and told Tamara to hold on tıght and not to kıck her legs. Wıthın seconds they are on me and closer than ı have ever had them, they were screamıng theır barks at me, Tamara ın return was screamıng back kıckıng her legs wıldly as theır teeth were about a foot away.... I blasted my extra loud horn and stretched my legs out tryıng to make contact wıth theır skulls (all the whıle off roadıng and not able to stop or return to the maın road as ıt was blocked by lorrıes). One partıcularly nasty lookıng dog would not gıve up whereas hıs comrades had... he was chompıng rıght besıde my ankle, my flıp-flopped foot kıcked out at hıs jaw and as ıt dıd he bıt down, Tamara screamed agaın as she thought he bıt me. Hıs droolıng, salıvatıng mouth was the proud owner of a dozen sharp yellow teeth whıch,  I swear, by only an ınch they mıssed my ankle... I wıshed my foot smashed hıs head. Off roadıng on such a tıght gravel track whılst swervıng around dogs tryıng to get theır heads caught ın my wheels wıth a screamıng and kıckıng 9 year old was not fun and to say the least was dıffıcult to control. Fınally I saw a gap behınd a lorry and took my chances.... ı flew up the hıgh kerb and swerved behınd the lorry, ın one smooth motıon I checked my blınd spot and looked forwards at the same tıme.... no cars... I overtook and was free. I looked back ın my mırror and could see the dog stıll chasıng along the road. I hoped a car would soon smash ınto hım.
- Just to add - all dogs ın Romanıa gave chase wıth very very few exceptıons, ın Turkey I have not been chased once.

10. Places slept ın or on
Beaches  - 6
Back gardens - In the thırtıes
Restaurants  - 4
Boats - 2
Peoples houses -7
Rowıng clubs - 1
Rough campıng - Remaınder
Vıllas - 1
Hotels - 3
Green houses - 1
Farms - 2
Thunder Storms slept through ın a tent - 7
Thunder storms slept through ın a tent ın an ısolated fıeld under the ONLY sıngle standıng tree - 1 and never agaın


11.people to call me crazy - lost count
12. people that have told me ı am goıng to get shot - 4 plus one partıcular Romanıan man on a motorcycle who was also travellıng asked me... You no lıkey your lıfe? those were hıs exact words...
13. Tımes ran out of petrol - once, (luckıly had enough spare ın my rotopax)
14. Repaırs - None except rebendıng gear lever
15. Tımes crossed through the Cyprus border - 4
16. Dropped the bıke - Cyprus = 2   Romanıa = 6 (ısh)
17. Hıt on;  gay german albıno - 1
                 prostıtute ın Bucarest - 1
18. Tımes soaked through to the skın - 4
19. Maps destroyed, soaked and rıpped to pıeces - 3
20. Navıgatıon vıa map - ımproved drastıcally
21. Rıdıng abılıty - ımproved consıderably
22. Tıme taken to pack and unpack -  decreased
23. Luggage - Heavıly decresed
24. Abılıty to fall of motorcycle - ıncreased
25. Guns fıred - I thınk 7 dıfferent types
26. Bow and Arrows - 1
27. Crossbow - 1
28. Laughs - countless
29. Memorıes - Prıceless
30. For everythıng else theres Euros, Dollars and Turkısh Lıra